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Apr 30  08

Ashley Morgan is a UK jazz trumpet player, owner of independent record label 447 Records and The 447 Ashley Morgan is also the trumpet player with Enormous. Ashley Morgan links. @447ashleymorgan, @447records, @the447.

Celebrity comes knocking

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My morning email routine was dominated today by an email from a celebrity. Being my usual cynical self I eyed the email with great suspicion, particularly as the celebrity in question has a slightly salubrious past. She is the sort of celebrity who used to be happy to court the tabloid press and celebrity game show circuit but now sees herself as a more serious author, albeit one who is happy to acknowledge and capitalize on her past notoriety.

Out of the public spotlight for a few years now this celebrity contacted me with regard to Infinite Critique, the multi author news and reviews blog that is drawing ever nearer to a full launch. To cut a long story short she feels that she could add something unique to the Infinite Critique community whilst providing herself with a platform to reach a new, more intelligent, audience out of the direct glare of the media spotlight.

This presents me with a few problems. First of all, how do I know that she is who she says she is? Sure, I could telephone her on the number she has provided but any intelligent young woman could pretend to be this person. Secondly, there is a risk of damage by association if her past is allowed to cast a shadow over her future.

My gut reaction is that the email is genuine. If Infinite Critique had an audience of millions I can see how I could become a target for people looking for easy traffic. But, at this point, Infinite Critique is still in beta. The rest of the community would benefit more from the traffic and publicity this person could bring than the other way around. Also, this person does seem to want to branch out into more serious literary pursuits, and her application to become part of the Infinite Critique community would afford her an opportunity to blog and reach a totally different audience to the one she is associated with.

By now you are probably wondering who this mystery woman is.

Guess.

Leave a comment below with your guess. First one to guess correctly wins an iPod Shuffle.

Comments
  1. roger added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Would she be Stephen Fry? ;)

  2. Ashley Morgan added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Roger – Sorry, no, it’s not Stephen Fry. Nice try though!

  3. colin added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    it HAS to be pamela anderson…

  4. Andrea_R added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Tiffany?

    (oh lord, I’m showing my age…)

  5. Andrea_R added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Also, can you drop another hint? So far we have:
    - a famous woman, but no idea why
    - frequently in tabloids
    - did celeb game shows
    - now an author

    That could just as easily be Marie Osmond. ;)

  6. Ashley Morgan added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Not Pamela Anderson, not Tiffany, not Marie Osmond!

    If I gave a more specific hint it would be much easier to guess and take a lot of the fun away. Having said that, if no one guesses correctly by the end of the week I’ll start adding some small clues, one day at a time.

  7. Amber added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    I would say Paris Hilton, but I doubt she’s been on any game shows. Neither had Britney Spears.

    So, perhaps, Jenna Jameson? Kirstie Alley? Or even Betty White?

  8. WordPress Modder added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Kathy Griffin

  9. WordPress Modder added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    How many guess do we get?

    Paris Hilton

  10. Ashley Morgan added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Not Paris Hilton, not Britney Spears, not Jenna Jameson, not Kirstie Alley, not Betty White, not Kathy Griffin.

    You can have ten guesses, but each one should be a separate comment, otherwise people will just start listing celebrity names in bulk and win by brute force.

  11. Sam Howells added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Christine Hamilton?

  12. Sam Howells added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Rhona Cameron?

  13. Sam Howells added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Caprice Bourret?

  14. Marlyse Comte added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Ha, I’d say DOOCE (Heather Armstrong).

  15. Joshua Goodwin added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    I have a feeling I know who this might be, but grr.. I can’t think of her name. Blast.

    Could it be Katie Price?

    Whoever it is, she apparently is psychic, because http://b2gs3.com/contribute shows a 404 error.

  16. roger added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Mo Mowlem!

  17. Ashley Morgan added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    No one has the right answer yet, sorry!

    Joshua – She’s not psychic, she was responding the posts that have been made about Infinite Critique here at Upstart Blogger.

    Roger – Mo Mowlem! She’d be good at this! Maybe I should try and contact her and send her an invitation!

  18. Sian Choi added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Jodi Marsh has just released an autobiography and is trying to be taken more seriously. She was even on a politics chat show last week. Is it her?

  19. Jane Lee added these pithy words on 30 Apr 08

    Lisa Scott Lee or some other z-list failed pop star with no money left. Or Kerry Katona maybe. Or that girl from Celebrity Big Brother whose name I can’t remember. Damn it, we need more clues!

  20. Jo Beaufoix added these pithy words on 02 May 08

    I was going to guess Jodi Marsh, so wrong. How weird though. :D

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