My morning email routine was dominated today by an email from a celebrity. Being my usual cynical self I eyed the email with great suspicion, particularly as the celebrity in question has a slightly salubrious past. She is the sort of celebrity who used to be happy to court the tabloid press and celebrity game show circuit but now sees herself as a more serious author, albeit one who is happy to acknowledge and capitalize on her past notoriety.
Out of the public spotlight for a few years now this celebrity contacted me with regard to Infinite Critique, the multi author news and reviews blog that is drawing ever nearer to a full launch. To cut a long story short she feels that she could add something unique to the Infinite Critique community whilst providing herself with a platform to reach a new, more intelligent, audience out of the direct glare of the media spotlight.
This presents me with a few problems. First of all, how do I know that she is who she says she is? Sure, I could telephone her on the number she has provided but any intelligent young woman could pretend to be this person. Secondly, there is a risk of damage by association if her past is allowed to cast a shadow over her future.
My gut reaction is that the email is genuine. If Infinite Critique had an audience of millions I can see how I could become a target for people looking for easy traffic. But, at this point, Infinite Critique is still in beta. The rest of the community would benefit more from the traffic and publicity this person could bring than the other way around. Also, this person does seem to want to branch out into more serious literary pursuits, and her application to become part of the Infinite Critique community would afford her an opportunity to blog and reach a totally different audience to the one she is associated with.
By now you are probably wondering who this mystery woman is.
Guess.
Leave a comment below with your guess. First one to guess correctly wins an iPod Shuffle.
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Would she be Stephen Fry? ;)
Roger - Sorry, no, it’s not Stephen Fry. Nice try though!
it HAS to be pamela anderson…
Tiffany?
(oh lord, I’m showing my age…)
Also, can you drop another hint? So far we have:
- a famous woman, but no idea why
- frequently in tabloids
- did celeb game shows
- now an author
That could just as easily be Marie Osmond. ;)
Not Pamela Anderson, not Tiffany, not Marie Osmond!
If I gave a more specific hint it would be much easier to guess and take a lot of the fun away. Having said that, if no one guesses correctly by the end of the week I’ll start adding some small clues, one day at a time.
I would say Paris Hilton, but I doubt she’s been on any game shows. Neither had Britney Spears.
So, perhaps, Jenna Jameson? Kirstie Alley? Or even Betty White?
Kathy Griffin
How many guess do we get?
Paris Hilton
Not Paris Hilton, not Britney Spears, not Jenna Jameson, not Kirstie Alley, not Betty White, not Kathy Griffin.
You can have ten guesses, but each one should be a separate comment, otherwise people will just start listing celebrity names in bulk and win by brute force.
Christine Hamilton?
Rhona Cameron?
Caprice Bourret?
Ha, I’d say DOOCE (Heather Armstrong).
I have a feeling I know who this might be, but grr.. I can’t think of her name. Blast.
Could it be Katie Price?
Whoever it is, she apparently is psychic, because http://infinitecritique.com/contribute shows a 404 error.
Mo Mowlem!
No one has the right answer yet, sorry!
Joshua - She’s not psychic, she was responding the posts that have been made about Infinite Critique here at Upstart Blogger.
Roger - Mo Mowlem! She’d be good at this! Maybe I should try and contact her and send her an invitation!
Jodi Marsh has just released an autobiography and is trying to be taken more seriously. She was even on a politics chat show last week. Is it her?
Abi Titmuss has just published a book as well. Thats my second guess, Abi Titmuss. Am I correct?
Lisa Scott Lee or some other z-list failed pop star with no money left. Or Kerry Katona maybe. Or that girl from Celebrity Big Brother whose name I can’t remember. Damn it, we need more clues!
Congratulations Sian, the iPod shuffle is on its way to you.
The correct answer and the name of the celebrity who wants to write for Infinite Critique - Abi Titmuss.
just got sh*t from my wife when she passed my desk and saw i googled ‘abi titmuss’ and was browsing her artistic pic’s ;)
sorry i live in egypt now and have no idea who she is! ;)
my next guess was going to be dame edna so i was still out of the game…
congrat’s sian!
I was going to guess Jodi Marsh, so wrong. How weird though. :D